This is a very serious text post with no hidden meaning.
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
keep your friends close and your laptop charger closer
"i don’t watch tv" proudly says a person who spends 8 hours a day on the internet
my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming
are we just gonna not talk about soulless black-eyed family emoji
I wish i actually wore the fashion taste i have
I wish I could afford the fashion taste I have
I wish I had the body for the fashion taste I have
what if your url somehow had something to do with your future
its very possible
When I meet a friend’s friend and they leave us alone together
"hey do you want to hang out tonight?"
"we’ll have food"