hey wha(date me)t’s up?????
guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages
Straight guy: "Dude, i have a dope idea for a photo"
people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important
I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal
WHEN SOMEONE U LIKE TEXTS BACK REALLY FAST
I’ve liked like 9 of your selfies how do you not get this
I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people
I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.
i didnt know lana del rey wrote the national anthem